On Monday night, Jon Stewart did what he does best by underscoring the
political foolishness that seems to happen every.single.day. Claiming
that the sequestration made him “angry” last week, the politial satirist turned his attention to what he dubbed “Wacko and Cash” — that’s Dennis Rodman and Mitt Romney, respectively — which dramatically brightened his mood. In case you missed it, Romney is still publicly crying about his presidential loss and Rodman has been promoting North Korea leader Kim Jong-un as if he’s his publicist.
Starting with the peculiar Rodman, Stewart got right to the point on the absurdity of Rodman seemingly kicking back with the controversial Kim Jong-un just because he is reportedly a big 1980s Bulls fan.
“Still, though, being a fan of the Bulls, like a bottle of tequila, how far down the Bulls roster do you go to get down to the worm?
“You know M.J. [Michael Jordan] and [Scottie] Pippen aren’t gonna to go [to North Korea]….
“You’re telling me, though, Kim Jong couldn’t get Luc Longley or [Steve] Kerr?
“Horace Grant…Benny the Bull wouldn’t go?
Oh, but the sweet moment in Stewart’s delivery was Romney’s incessant tears over losing BACK IN NOVEMBER.
“Let’s go over to Romney!” Stewart yells.
After Stewart plays Romney’s infamous “47 percent” clip, he responds to Romney’s claim on Fox News Sunday that the real weakness of his campaign was not getting his message to minority voters, with Stewart saying: